Female.

The opposite of sex that can make you, male, go crazy.

How they can be so clumsy but still attractive. How they can deceive your heart by their stare. How the scent of their perfume can drive you horny. How you love to see them beside you when you wake up early. How their kisses passionate your heart. How their mood changes suddenly (and the only reason to come up with is PMS). How they get the sexy looks with their body. How they can lie but you just try to trust it. How they can runaway so easily. How they want all of the affection in the world.

Eventhough you hate all about them, but still, there is a part of them that makes you crazy. Even it's just a tiny little bit of their eyes, or their legs, or their hair, or just the sweetness in the smile. Suddenly you forget with the hate and you start to love them even more than you ever know.

But never, I tell you this, to trust a woman who fall in love: they tend to tell lies. Goddam lies.

I just hate that.

Lebaran? beat me...

Alasan kenapa saya membenci Lebaran:
1. Warung tutup semua.
2. Tempat beli pulsa juga tutup.
3. Angkot lewatnya setengah jam sekali.
4. Malam sehari sebelum Lebaran berisik bunyi petasan dan orang-orang takbiran.
5. Liburan yang terlalu lama. Dua minggu tahun ini. Tahun-tahun sebelumnya malah tiga minggu: dua minggu sebelum Lebaran dan satu minggu sesudah Lebaran. Dasar orang-orang ngelunjak dikasih libur minta cuti.
6. Banyak sms minta maaf lahir dan batin yang masuk ke hp saya, dan secara etika saya harus membalasnya dengan sms maafkan saya juga secara lahir dan batin.
7. Tiba-tiba semua acara televisi bernuansa tobat islami.
8. Limpahan masyarakat Jakarta pengunjung FO di Bandung yang bikin jalan Dago macet total.
9. Semua rutinitas yang sudah terjadwal hancur seketika.
10. et cetera dan et cetera.